nowinfocus:

Best TD Celebration, NFL needs to let shit like this happen.

thebrownpaperbag:

No homo.

theclearlydope:

Clearly this exists: If your neighbor has an inflatable Santa taking a dump in their yard, I’m giving you permission to give them a good solid punch to the gut. Make it really solid, don’t hold back.

ThanksJen

theclearlydope:

Convo with office mate today. She’s the cat and I’m the crying T.O..

pitchfork:

The secret to Bon Iver’s rise over the last couple years? Feel-good workouts! Apparently!

theclearlydope:

Clearly Bummed: This happened about three blocks from my office and I missed it. What’s greasier …. diving into this bucket or the ball pit at Chucky E Cheese?

the-awesomer:

Better get a bucket.

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Idea: Done gone and killed my damn Dale Earnhardt hat. (You must say this in a Daryl Dixon frustrated tone.)

theclearlydope:

Home girl setting herself up for more heartbreak.

theclearlydope:

They left out PZHJ: Pizza Handjob.